lemondropsonice:

Now I’m alive and my ghosts are gone I’ve shed all the pain I’ve been holding on - SN: 10x01
The End Where I begin - The Script

bloodcells-pixilate:

Theres nothing about this picture that isn’t perfect

bloodcells-pixilate:

Theres nothing about this picture that isn’t perfect

itsraininbritishmen:

moriarghty:

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TUMBLR - I FEEL LIKE THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN DENIED A GREAT HONOR.

.let me tell you kids a story right now. 

this GUY WENT FISHING AT THIS LAKE-OCEAN DROPOFF NEAR TAMPA. AND MY FATHER HAPPENED TO BE FISHING NEAR THE SAME PLACE. SO THIS KID HAD A TANGLED LINE AND MY DAD HELPED THE LITTLE SHIT, AND AFTERWARDS MY DAD GOES LIKE “YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE HARRY POTTER KIDS, MY DAUGHTER HAS THIS BLONDE KID O N HER LAPTOP BACKGROUND, AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. AND THEN MY DAD SAYS THAT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE JUST CHUCKLES AND ASKS MY DAD TO CALL ME ON THE PH ONE. SO THATS HOW I TALKED TO TOM FELTON FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AND HE ASKED ME ABOUT SCHOOL AND HOW I  LIKED THE BOOKS AND THE MOVIES AND HOW I DIED FOR LIKE A LIFETIME.

AND THEN MY DAD ASKED HIM “SO YOU ARE THE HARRY POTTER KID”. AND HES LIKE “YEAH” AND THATS HOW I DIED AND MY FATHER HAD A 10 MIN CONVERSATION WITH THIS FUCKER ABOUT FISHING.

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

pancaked-fallen-angel:

eccentric-fallen-angel:

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

Because I wanted to watch Supernatural, but I didn’t know which episode.

For your hellatus troubles…

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5x22

no thANK YOU

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

castiel-knight-of-hell:

codependentsamanddean:

[x] - If this was a fanfic, that would be the moment Jensen falls in love with Jared.

and then Jensen would invite him over for his famous fried chicken and we all know what would happen after dinner

nebranska:

sergeant-wolfe:

furbearingbrick:

canderemy:

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excuse you

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"this is an OUTRAGE!

Is this how the skeleton war began

yes

xboxandnudes:

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

need a friend like this

kidzbopofficial:

plunged:

HILARIOUS TEXTS FROM THE EX

I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH ALL OF THESE AND GIGGLING BUT WHEN I GOT TO NUMBER 10 I COMPLETELY LOST IT

kidzbopofficial:

plunged:

HILARIOUS TEXTS FROM THE EX

I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH ALL OF THESE AND GIGGLING BUT WHEN I GOT TO NUMBER 10 I COMPLETELY LOST IT

In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.

  • My dad: Your sister's crazy. Who'd want a $200 purse?
  • Me: She does.
  • My dad: What is it with ladies purses, anyway?
  • Me: (glancing at my purse) What do you mean?
  • My dad: How did that start--I mean, why do women use them? Doesn't it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?
  • Me: (stands up and turns around) See those pockets?
  • My dad: ... Yes?
  • Me: What can I fit in them?
  • My dad: What?
  • Me: How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?
  • My dad: Doesn't look like you could fit much.
  • Me: A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that's about it. That's why we use purses--because we can't carry our shit in our pockets like you do.
  • My dad: But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!
  • Me: And your jeans also fit the way they should.
  • My dad: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?
  • Me: Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?
  • My dad: ... Aren't yours?
  • Me: I'm a size 3.
  • My dad: 3 what?
  • Me: No, just a 3. A size 3.
  • My dad: What does that mean?
  • Me: I actually have no idea. I'm a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I'm a 5. I'm a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.
  • My dad: Wait, it's not the same?
  • Me: Nope. A size 3 in one brand's jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.
  • My dad: That's fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!
  • Me: With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won't care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

laoih:

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